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You Talk Like a Vuvuzela

What’s that incessant, deafening honking noise heard all the way from South Africa’s soccer stadiums?

It’s the vuvuzela, of course. World Cup teams are complaining bitterly (players can’t hear each other or the referee’s whistle). Stadium ticket holders are blown deaf on one or both ears. TV directors are throwing up their arms in despair. Flooded with viewer complaints, the BBC is now looking into ways to cancel the noise from its World Cup broadcasts.

South African officials have suggested that foreigners should just embrace the South African way of celebrating. No, it’s not a traditional instrument any more than a car horn is. Instruments make music. The vuvuzela just honks. And it’s not traditional either. Vuvuzelas have only become popular in the 1990s, and the cheap plastic models are nothing but a recent fad. Probably made in China.

Vuvuzela. Vuvuzela! Just about the only nice thing to say about it is the word itself! I absolutely love it!

So much so that I propose we adopt secondary uses of the word as it enters the English language, such as:

Don’t talk like a vuvuzela! (Used in arguments).

Sarah Palin is such a vuvuzela. (I’m not trying to make a political statement here).

Don’t vuvuzela us! (Said to Sarah Palin).

My editor just gave me the vuvuzela because I missed my manuscript deadline.

Oops …

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One Big Hole

Click to enlarge. Photo: Reuters

Since I was a boy, I’ve had a fascination with earth holes, tunnels, lava tubes and caves. I think I’ve always been curious to find out what lies beneath. This Reuters picture from yesterday is simply amazing!

Over the weekend, a giant sinkhole opened up in Guatamala City as a result of Tropical Storm Agatha. The sinkhole swallowed a whole garment factory, but apparently nobody was hurt. All in all, Guatemala is not faring well. More than 125,000 people were evacuated, 152 are dead and 100 are reported missing. The Los Angeles Times has the story.

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My Dilemma

Although I have no particular affinity for rats, this cartoon could be about me. Oh, the joys of the information age.

Click to enlarge. Cartoon by Stephan Pastis, 2010

This cartoon was available for free download. The creator, Stephan Pastis, is a widely syndicated cartoon artist.

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Cellphone Abuse

I am extremely  conscientious and careful when handling any kind of machine or device. But I have to confess that cellphones are the exception. Without intention, I seem to single these things out for crass abuse. (And I wonder what Freud would say to that.)

In the past, I’ve subjected my cellphones to extreme heat and cold, vibrating motorcycles, beach sand and salt, sunlight, x-ray scanners, high humidity and a great number of bumps and falls. And yesterday I took my torturous ways to new heights while shooting pictures in the Spacecraft Fabrication Facility (or Building 170) of NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory.

I was on a catwalk at least 15 feet above the factory floor where I took this shot:

Using sophisticated machining tools, JPL's Spacecraft Fabrication Facility builds highly complex mechanical, developmental and flight hardware for unmanned spacecraft. Photo: Reinhard Kargl

Leaning against the handrail to stabilize myself, the phone was dislodged from its belt holster and entered into a free fall. I could watch it getting smaller and smaller on its way down. Good-bye! Producing a most unpleasant sound, it smashed into the concrete floor beneath. I believe I even saw it bounce a few times!

Certain that this phone was wrecked, I didn’t even bother to climb back down to retrieve the debris before I finished taking pictures.

But when I finally reached the crash site, I was most surprised to find the phone not only (mostly) in one piece. It was still on! And …… working! The day after, I am still testing all the functions rather suspiciously — but so far there are no problems whatsoever.

According to my calculations, the phone must have hit concrete with a final velocity of 9.5 m/s (or 21.3 miles per hour, or 34.28 hm/h), after a free fall of almost one second. Not bad!

My Noka 6085 after surviving a head-on collision with a concrete floor with over 21 mph.

Given my dysfunctional relationship with communication devices and after having read and learned that Nokia makes some of the most robust standard cellphones on the market, I’ve been strictly a loyal Nokia guy since birth (or the dawn of the cellphone age, whichever came later).

Sure, Nokia no longer makes the coolest phones on the market. That distinction clearly belongs — in my personal opinion — to the iPhone line. But I figured that the short life expectancy of a “smart” (?) phone in my hands would not make it worth the investment. Because they are less robust than “bricks”, I’ve even resisted flip-phones until recently.

This little Nokia 6085 on the other hand left me impressed.

I hope that Nokia won’t even try to to be “cool”, but will simply offer phones that work: robust, functional, with good sound quality and replaceable batteries.

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Mark Twain :. November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910

“The report of my death was an exaggeration,” he once noted laconically. And yet in the end, it wasn’t.

Today is the 100th anniversary of the death of one of my favorite Americans and historical figures – a journalist, author, traveler and philosopher born as Samuel Langhorne Clemens but better known under his pen name, Mark Twain. His work but perhaps more so, the way he lived his life, has been an inspiration for me since childhood.

Twain was an adventurer and explorer. A keen observer, he was convinced that it was a writer’s obligation to live life to the fullest in order to have something of interest to say. He was the embodiment of what we now call “participatory journalism”.

He was a self-made man who began his career as a typesetter and writer of humorous newspaper sketches. While working as a printer, he educated himself in public libraries during the evenings.

Twain went on to work the treacherous, highly dangerous job of a steamboat pilot, and after talking his brother into joining him, lost him in a steam boiler explosion.

Twain traveled widely and literally circumnavigated the world. He found his wife by falling in love with her photograph and befriended paupers and illiterates as well as intellectuals and royalty. He was an eccentric who in his later years wore only white from head to toe. But he was also a serious journalist, travel writer and documentarian, a book author, and a sought-after public speaker long before there was an industry hyping “media personalities”.

He made (and lost) fortunes of money (including his wife’s inheritance).

Twain was also a lifelong follower of science. He patented three inventions and was a close friend of the brilliant inventor, Nikola Tesla.

Twain supported women’s rights, the emancipation of slaves and the French and Russian revolutions. He spoke out against American imperialism and chastised the inequality of various ethnic groups before the justice system. In general, Twain made fun of mindless bureaucracies and selfish decadence. He was critical of organized religion, but became a Freemason in 1861 at Polar Star Lodge No. 79 in St. Louis. He was raised to the degree of Master Mason on July 10, 1861, but hardly commented on his ties to the fraternity.

Mark Twain’s eccentricity extended to his own death. He frequently make sardonic remarks about dying. One time, when he was believed to have been lost at sea, he published a faux article in which he promised to “investigate these reports”.

Many of the famous quotes attributed to Twain are somewhat inaccurate renditions of what he really said and wrote. This one here is easily documentable:

Twain must have jotted down this note some time in May of 1879 while staying in London. Somehow, Twain had received word that the New York Journal had published his obituary. On June 2, Twain sent a telegram to New York, and the New York Journal published this now famous quote: "The report of my death was an exaggeration. - Mark Twain"

Twain had a great fascination with Halley’s Comet. He was born during Halley’s perihelion of 1835 and predicted his own death to coincide with Halley’s reappearance in 1910. And he was right.

http://www.twain2010.org

http://www.twainquotes.com/Death.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain

Book recommendation:
“Mark Twain”, by Geoffrey C. Ward, Dayton Duncan and Ken Burns
Based on the documentary film by Ken Burns. Published by Alfred A. Knopf, New York 2001.
ISBN 0-375-40561-5


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Amazing Footage of Eyjafjallajokull

In this amazing video, ITN reporter John Irvine and a helicopter pilot closely approach Eyjafjallajokull. The footage shows volcanic lightning bolts and pockmarks in the glacial ice caused by fallen lava.

I didn’t know that volcanic eruptions can cause electrical lightning. The phenomenon is caused by the interaction of  water droplets, ice, hail and ash, which builds up an electric charge.

Eyjafjallajokull can apparently get quite tempestuous. Its last eruption began in 1821 and lasted for two years. Not good! Historically, an eruption of Eyjafjallajokull has woken up nearby Katla. So far, there are no signs of this. But it could get nasty. Eyjafjallajokull managed to turn Europe into a no-fly zone for a week. Airlines were losing about $250 million every day. But Katla eruptions can be 10 times as strong!

By the way: I just returned from managed chaos at Los Angeles International Airport. What a strange sight! Many international terminals were empty because of cancellations. At other terminals, hundreds of stranded passengers were lined up, hoping to get a seat now that many routes are operational again. It will be chaos for a while.

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R.I.P. Peter Oliver

For the fifth time in the last half year, someone close to me has departed. Time and time again, I am reminded of life’s impermanence.

I met Peter more than 15 years ago. We have been training at the same martial arts dojo and under the same master. Peter was always jovial, even during extreme physical and mental exhaustion.

Given that he was physically fit, his death seems completely senseless and stupid. Returning home one fateful night in March, he realized he had locked himself out of his West Hollywood apartment. During the attempt to climb through a upper-floor window, the ladder gave way. Unfortunately, Peter’s neck hit an obstacle during the fall, and he succumbed to his injuries.

At the memorial service, someone stated that nothing disappears without a trace. In Peter’s case, there can be no doubt about this. Peter was a skilled carpenter. His hands’ toil can be seen all over the dojo and will remain there as a testimony to his labors, and to his memory.

22nd Annual Grand Canyon Karate Camp, Flagstaff, Arizona, 2001. From left to right: Reinhard Kargl, Mike Johanns (standing), Carol Genovese, Peter Oliver, Tibor Hegedus, Stephanie Vieth, James Field Sensei, Mary-Beth Macaluso, Irene Wong, Guy Okazaki

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Artificial Intelligence and an Ode to Spot

I often wonder what produces our self-awareness — the sentient part of our being. Is it just a matter of computational capacity? Would a computer, if large enough, become sentient? Is consciousness a product of our mind, and creativity a produce of consciousness?

There are some who have argued that if this notion was correct, even the Internet may become sentient one day.

“The internet behaves a fair bit like a mind,” says Ben Goertzel, chair of the Artificial General Intelligence Research Institute, an organisation inevitably based in cyberspace. “It might already have a degree of consciousness”. Not that it will necessarily have the same kind of consciousness as humans: it is unlikely to be wondering who it is, for instance.

To Francis Heylighen, who studies consciousness and artificial intelligence at the Free University of Brussels (VUB) in Belgium, consciousness is merely a system of mechanisms for making information processing more efficient by adding a level of control over which of the brain’s processes get the most resources. [New Scientist, April 30, 2009].

Information processing? What about creativity? Will machines ever be able to create true art, not coming from a rational, but rather from an emotional expression?

Star Trek: The Next Generation explored this question in several episodes and with the character of Commander Data. “He” is an android who tries “his” best to learn and experience what it means to be human, but fails over an over again. He dances, paints, plays musical instruments — and although technically more accomplished than any human, Data never seems to get the point.

As a cat lover, I took great delight in Data’s attempt at poetry. In the episode Schisms, Data recites a poem he wrote (“in the iambic heptameter mode”) for his pet cat, Spot:

♦ ODE TO SPOT ♦

Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

Regarding Data’s poem, the writer in me has one objection. The word “obviate” is used in the sense many people believe to be its proper usage from the way it sounds (“to make obvious”), although the word is actually defined as “to make unnecessary.” Data would presumably not make this mistake — so here is a giveaway that the poem was written by a human after all. (Errare humanum est).

[For Trekkies: The poem is referenced again in 2369 (A Fistful of Datas), when Data uploads some of his personal files to the main computer of the USS Enterprise-D during an experimental interface with his neural net. Data’s memories end up overwriting a play witten by the ship’s chief medical officer.]

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The Beatles At the Hollywood Bowl

25 years ago, the Beatles performed at the Hollywood Bowl and, as reported by the Los Angeles Times, “escaped with their lives”. The report goes on:

“With 18,700 fans shrieking hysterically, not much of the mop-haired quartet’s singing could be heard”.

“The sight of ticket-takers wearing Army helmets presaged a possible blitz of World War II proportions. When nearly 3,000 girls in all manner of odd attire surged the gates at 5:20 p.m., officials decided to let them in 40 minutes early. Many broke into happy tears. ‘Oh, my God, we’re in, we’re going to see the Beatles,’ they screamed.” (From the L.A. Times).

Apparently, the concert lasted only for 30 minutes — enough to make pop history.

More information is here.

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Dumb And Dumber

I’m highly skeptical of polls and tend to make fun of them. Some of them are fun. Or depressing. Or both. A poll by Zogby International yielded these gems:

60% of Americans were able to correctly name Superman’s fictional home planet (Krypton), but only 37% could name the planet closest to the sun (Mercury).

23% could name the recent winner of the TV show “American Idol” (Taylor Hicks), but only 11% could name the recently named Supreme Court Justice (Samuel Alito).

60% knew that Homer was the father of Bart on “The Simpsons”. But only 20.5% knew that Homer was the ancient Greek author of The Iliad and The Odyssey.

74% knew that Larry, Moe and Curley were the Three Stooges. But only 42% could name the three branches of government (judicial, executive and legislative).

57% could identify J.K. Rowling’s fictitional boy wizard (Harry Potter), but only 50% could name the British prime minister (Tony Blair).

Oh, dear.

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